Funny, likes to tak, ADHD but I never takes my medication. Lord of the Rings, Wilfred, Starkid. Harry Potter, Mel FREAKIN Brooks!
My sister: Jackie, what would be considered sore?
Me: A gay mans ass
My sister: I don't get it...
I grew up quick in a lot of ways and in other ways I just need to keep moving forward
Samuel L. Jackson reads “Go The Fuck To Sleep”
Bedtime will never be the same again.
I’M CRYING CAUSE THIS IS REAL
holy shit i need this.
This is the best thing ever happened with earth.
I think this may be better than the time he sang “Beez in the Tr
I’m a fucking spaz and I need to stop. Maybe now that I realize that, I’ll be better off