Funny, likes to tak, ADHD but I never takes my medication. Lord of the Rings, Wilfred, Starkid. Harry Potter, Mel FREAKIN Brooks!

 

What the hell does this womans tits have to do about homicide? Someone please explain this to me

What the hell does this womans tits have to do about homicide? Someone please explain this to me

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My sister: Jackie, what would be considered sore?

Me: A gay mans ass

My sister: I don't get it...

Ways you know that someone is perfect for you… They sing Purple Rain in a Helium voice :-)

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wunderscheisse:

puhpuhtooie:

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brocreate:

Samuel L. Jackson reads “Go The Fuck To Sleep”

Bedtime will never be the same again. 

I’M CRYING CAUSE THIS IS REAL

holy shit i need this. 

This is the best thing ever happened with earth.

I think this may be better than the time he sang “Beez in the Tr

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Starting not to give a flying fuck, and you know what? It’s great.

I’m a fucking spaz and I need to stop. Maybe now that I realize that, I’ll be better off